Media

Media jokes

Bird

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.

School shooting

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?

'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.

TV

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

Feminist

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Bbc

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-

Generation

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

Shooting

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Triple

Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?

A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"

People

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

Health

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

Rumor

What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?

Telephone? No.

Television? No.

How then? Tell a woman!

Covid

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.