Media jokes
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!