Media jokes
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Game of Thrones season 8.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
What's a furry's favorite news network? Fox!
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.