Media jokes
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
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What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!