Media jokes
Checkout (DYM 104).
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Im the best at tetris
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)