Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
