Media jokes
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
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Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
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Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-