Media jokes
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Memes
Stop.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
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Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-