Why do gay 👬 👨 👨 👨 👨 want to 😫 😫 😫 eat each others meat because 🥩 🥓 🥩 🍖 🍖 is meat and 👨 has to 😋 eat 🍖 🥓 🥩
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
What is one thing humans do before they eat? They beat there meat to make nuggets
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?? Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What does Tofu and a dildo Have in common? They both meat substitute
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What did the tiger say to the bunny? Nice to meat u!
Meat stands for M-monitoring. E-evaluating. A-assessing/addressing. T-treatment. So when your shoving meat up peoples asses then your monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them
Why do vegetarians give a anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at a adult book store because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.
What do you call a pig that does karate
A pork chop
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon
(meatcanyon is actually a yt that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to lol)
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks? Mine is meat-eor than yours
