Meat jokes
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.