whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
