I went to the local butchers and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says "I had to fire her too"
Alternative punchline:
I had to all social services, she was only 14
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Johnny Eats a lot of ham so he catches lots of spam
I went home one day & three guys a Spanish, a Chinese, a white guy told me you should be proud of your sister that she won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats. Then my sister told me that I was blindfold, and gave all of them a blowjob,and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was aright all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy say blowjobs of fthe flavors. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows he meats. She won a trophy, we blind folded her, then my sister say yeah I was blinded folded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guest which flavor of the meat it was. The Trophy said Best BlowJobs. As a brother I couldn't be prouder.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
What is a suicidal horny persons job?
, a butcher
Meeting a girl at a park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
The best quote by king jong un. Meeting girl in park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
what do call an ophans parents dead meat
What is a cow that's good at Maths, good for? Meat Pye
your forehead so big you could roast meat on it.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What is the definition of polish sausage? 🐴 🍖 horse meat
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
