What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate? One won't scream when you remove their meat
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough. They continued eating for a while. This is really good! the little girl exclaimed. What's this meat! The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me. An Italian, black, Spanish. They said you should be a proud brother your sister knows her meats, I didn't know what they were talking about. They said sister won a trophy you will see it when you get home. I went home my sister said look I won a trophy by knowing my meats. I said what do you mean well 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob each one of them, and I guest which flavor was it. I was right all the time that's how I won my trophy. Has a big brother I couldn't be any prouder.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat? Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
What's a peadophiles favorite cooking Ingredient...... Fresh meat
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions ..you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared. The man did as was told and became generous and kind ..as he emerged from the betting office with all his money... he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person..each and everytime. He ,however couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what . When he died the Angel came back for him .. "But I'm undeserving I can't come with you" he said .. "Yes you can" replied the Angel , "you gave all your stake ( steak) away"
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies
ground beef
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
what do you call a cow with no legs
groundbeaf
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass? An INVESTIGATOR
I Was Hiting My Hand And My Mom Asked Me What Am I Doing I Said Im Beating My Meat
Dad goat:Son do you know what i like to eat Son goat:No what? Dad goat: Goat Meat Son goat:*Gasps* Dad goat: Nah i'm just KIDing
what's I gay persons favorite meal? meat with white sticky stuff.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when ..."
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
