Meat jokes
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.