Evaluation jokes

Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.

So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.

My grades.

Ted stinks!

Wow, these jokes are lit.

Some might say even killer!

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?

Donkeys are cool.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.