Meant Jokes

girls: boys are like games there meant to get played boys: girls are like stones the flat ones get skipped

Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

I said i was going to my flat i really meant ya girl

i told some orphan that you can see your family but I meant spider man home coming...

"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"

"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"

"I meant the ice cream bro..."

Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"

babe it's over

AFTER ALL I DONE FOR YOU WOW I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR SISTER ANYWAY

I meant the movie...

I meant to say what’s an orphans least favorite store to go to? Family dollar store

Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!

Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.

I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.

I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.

(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)

What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms

I read a sign what it meant to say is you matter don't give up what I read was you don't matter give up