Meant Jokes

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today So I asked her, "when's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus you fat cunt"

"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"

"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"

"I meant the ice cream bro..."

i told some orphan that you can see your family but I meant spider man home coming...

babe it's over

AFTER ALL I DONE FOR YOU WOW I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR SISTER ANYWAY

I meant the movie...

I meant to say what’s an orphans least favorite store to go to? Family dollar store

Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!

Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw

What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms

I read a sign what it meant to say is you matter don't give up what I read was you don't matter give up

yo mamma so fat when she said order in the court she really meant burger's and fries

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire. l V

10 being in the middle tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer

Sorry I meant 9 and 11

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanges. Well, I LMAOed I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

I meant because

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one. She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”

One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!

What is the difference between an orange and an orphan??

The orphan always gets picked..... oh wait i meant an orange always gets picked

My teacher:Oliver will be transitioning Me:tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!! My teacher:He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school. Me:I thought you meant another transitioning...