Means Jokes

if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie

Teacher: Where were you born? Student: The highway Teacher: What do you mean Student: I don't know my mom says thats were all the accidents happen.

boy: hello mom can I have have 50$.mom:does it look like I am made of money.boy: that's what M.O.M means right.

I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

bully: your life's a joke. me: my life's not a joke, jokes have meaning.

knock knock,

a joke

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my girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!!!!

_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

I'm Gay

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks " what's that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"

My boy I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now! *draws a picture of his "epic" sword* "what......WHAT..... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"