Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
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i love telling jokes about orphans. i mean what are they going to do about it tell their parents?
"in chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king"
I mean yea the chess board looks like kitchen floor so-
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Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean the one I fucked died.
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
Why are so many people mean to orphans???
They can’t cry to their parents
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What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
If your reading this then your life means nothing ........
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disease technically means "lack of ease", so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease that's what elliot rodger did
Q:What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
im really bored and idk wut up with prince he isnt talking to me. and freshfry y u so mean now??
So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence
dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?
the name brynley means burnt wood lolololol
Orphans and pretty tough I mean you never see them running home...
Waiter: "here you go, one medium-rare steak".
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "thanks, that means a lot."
