Means Jokes

which freedom fighter do we say good morning everyday ans subah chandra bose subah means morning

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Ok I'm so sorry ALYA, and Drew I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I missed typed can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(

Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”

dumb person: wat idk mean

person 1: I don’t know

dumb one: oh u don’t know okie I ask googol

person 1: wait idk means-

dumb one (to googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN

googol: I don’t know

dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer

i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person. Sorry didn't mean to step on your toes

STOP THATS MEAN YOR MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WITH DOWN SYNDROME!!!!

What begins with F and ends with CK fuck i mean fire truck

Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy! Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea! Kenya stop smiling and start dying! Tenya, why are you so mean! Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp! Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt! Please leave a comment good or bad! cusswords whatever!

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay My sister has this crush and his name is Braylon so he text my sister saying he wants to hang out with her which I think means date so anyway I did this My text said "Hi braylon, I can't hang out today...or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" this is super wrong but funny! Braylon text back and said "Fine I can help" and I text back and said "Oh will come here around 10:00" And my sister did not know he was comeing....she was so embarrsed she was still in her night gown! HAHAHAH. O to the k bye thats the prankster!!!!

Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion? Because there not wanted yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank;)

if you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11 year old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

just because you have a career in the north doesn't mean you you are north Career

Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital

Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss

Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:.... god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.