Means jokes

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.

They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."

Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.

He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.

"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"

Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.

He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.

He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"

They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."

I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-

I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?

I mean, the one I fucked died.

Why are so many people mean to orphans?

They can’t cry to their parents.

Therapist just mean the-rapist.

What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.

If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...

Have a nice day! 🙂😊

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

Her: "Land of the free".

Me: *fat*

Her: What do you mean?

Me: It's not fat-free.

What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

They both have no meaning.

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.