Means Jokes

Q: what does LMAO mean?

A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages

A lady runs into a police station and yells "help, help". I've been graped then a police officer says "Do you mean raped". The girl then replies "No there was a bunch of em".

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets😂👀

MVP means: “Most Valuable Player”. In Chuck Norris case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

Wife: Honey! Do you like tea? Husband : No, I like after "T"! .............. It means: the letter "U" : you!

"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing but one sounds like a threat

If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?

You: what you doing I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math hahahahaha

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.

370HSSV O772H wait your reading it up side down

I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said “did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied “do you mean Nein millimeter?”