I almost got caught watching porn.My mom got the bill for the account but luckily dad had my back.I mean we do use the same account
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Teacher: this assignment is big. Student(male): I have something that’s big. Teacher: yeah your forehead
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their teams bench.
After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
THE BEST! joke in the world is me
Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
we all hear cause we cut our selfs right i mean JK
your moms so fat the photo from last Christmas is still printing
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
No means no, but if you use chloroform it’s a guaranteed yes
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
ur mom
oh wait you don't have one
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning
Just because she weighed as much as two women...
Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
So my dad said to me and my sister don't fight but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
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