In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
THE BEST! joke in the world is me
Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS
I almost got caught watching porn.My mom got the bill for the account but luckily dad had my back.I mean we do use the same account
we all hear cause we cut our selfs right i mean JK
No means no, but if you use chloroform it’s a guaranteed yes
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The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning
Just because she weighed as much as two women...
Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
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my girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!!!!
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea? Husband : No, I like after "T"! .............. It means: the letter "U" : you!
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
