Meal jokes
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
fucker took my food
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date? Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"