How do you help a starving cannibal You give him a hand
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off
The say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria? He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant women? A combo meal.
What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What did the chef say to the skeleton? "BONE Apetit!"
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
Want to save 50% on your Chinese??......
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board
“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Dad: Don't know, why? Son: Because they taste funny.
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
