Meal jokes
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date? Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.