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When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
What’s the only thing with 4 legs Asians don’t eat? A table
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef (meal out of cow legs)
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick the hoe want difference meals the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯
What did the dalmation dog say after he finished his meal?
That hit the spot?
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
How do you help a starving cannibal You give him a hand
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
The say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria? He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
I look at my gf’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can
Like it’s my next meal
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
