Meal jokes
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
When do astronauts eat lunch?
At launch time.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!