Meal

Meal jokes

Girlfriend

Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."

Cannibal

These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."

Wine

How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?

When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.

Marriage

I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.

Memes

Life

Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.

Chicken

When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.

Difference

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

Cereal

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Woman

Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Vegetable

What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?

Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.

Orphan

Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Because there is no family.