Meal jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
One time I ate a chair.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?