Meal jokes
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
Memes
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
One time I ate a chair.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.