What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
One time I ate a chair.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
