Meal

Meal Jokes

Dinner

What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?

Charity

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

Steak

So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"

So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."

Food

What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?

Panera bread serving food.

Cannibal

Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?

He wanted to eat ahead of the others.

Ass

I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.

Like it’s my next meal.

Fish

One day a cow ate a fish.

What came out the other side?

A dead fish.

Orphan

Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?

Because they can't have homemade meals.

Pizza

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

Pizza

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.