Meal jokes
When do astronauts eat lunch? At launch time.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
One time I ate a chair.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What age is served for breakfast?
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.