Meal jokes
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
One time I ate a chair.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).