One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant women? A combo meal.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)
What did the chef say to the skeleton? "BONE Apetit!"
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
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my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Dad: Don't know, why? Son: Because they taste funny.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board
“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me “what is the difference between a large pizza and you”one can feed a family
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in Bed I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed Will there be seconds
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? Fast food
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
