My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke and it asked me âwhat is the difference between a large pizza and youâone can feed a family
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
I look at my gfâs ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can
Like itâs my next meal
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.đŚđ˛đđ
y do people eat cereal for breakfast?
because why not.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
what would you like as your last meal? Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their