They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
One time I ate a chair.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant women? A combo meal.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)
What did the chef say to the skeleton? "BONE Apetit!"
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Dad: Don't know, why? Son: Because they taste funny.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
