Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
a sandwich is a sandwich,but a manwich in a meal - jeffery dahmer
i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed i only have a crockpotđ¤Ł
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "when i cook i make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says â nope just a gold diggerâ Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
were do you go to get the best fish... a restaurant on the titanic
Never eat more than you can lift.
When you canât have Chinese food because you donât have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Whats an africans favourite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What's ghost's favorite food? I like some BOO-RITOS!
im hungry
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant. Took their seats. The waiter asked âXiang Chi Shen Maâ and the wife said âChi Ji Baâ
What 2 things can you never have for breakfast??
Lunch and Dinner!!!
What do kids call a balanced meal? A hamburger in each hand XD XD XD XD
hey modda, I'm hungry
What is meals on wheels to a christain nationalist that is also a conservative republican politician a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physicality handicapped and who is also well-endowed
