Meal jokes
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
when the dino nuggies are done
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"