Meal jokes
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
I'm hungry.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.