What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
What is a gay person’s favourite meal
Willy con carne
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
After 12 its lunch 😂😂
What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
What’s the only thing with 4 legs Asians don’t eat? A table
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef (meal out of cow legs)
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick the hoe want difference meals the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯
What did the dalmation dog say after he finished his meal?
That hit the spot?
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
