Where can u never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants
what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
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Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Can emos eat a happy meal or is it a depressed meal
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
Here Comes The Airplane!
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal
Willy con carne
After 12 its lunch 😂😂
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What do lesbian cook for dinner They don't they just eat out
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off
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