What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
