Meal jokes
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
Beef beef beef? TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant. Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.