Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
I always talk to my taco before I eat it.
One time it said it was having a bad day and I asked what's wrong. He said I don't want to taco 'bout it!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
