ME jokes
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
Me all the time :
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Me :D
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.