ME jokes
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. š¤
Memes
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: š
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Tazzaro got me like: š
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"Balls" got me like: š
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.