Mathematics jokes

Why are lesbians bad at math?

Because they can't multiply.

My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn’t solve inequalities.

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."

Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.

You know what’s odd?

Every other number.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).

Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

Why was 10 scared of 9?

Because 9 8 7.

Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

Where do mathematicians go to die?

The symmetry.

How do you flatten curves?

With an abortion.

If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.