Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
