Mathematics jokes
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Bitch how tf??
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
was (DYM 144).
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
What comes after 69?
Period.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!