What is the highest number?
420
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
Why do downs kids blend in in geometry.
Their foreheads are angled.
How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.
What’s a teacher favorite tree
A geometry
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It Was More Than 90*
Six was scared of seven because 789 so why was 10 scared because he was caught between 9/11
How many times does 42 go into 9? Get in the van to find out.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
whats 9+10? 21
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
Why do orphans hate Geometry cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone
1+1? two hard.
The devils number is 346 because you will be in jail.
How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90
