Mathematics jokes
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
What is half of nine?
"ni"
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
What's 2+2?
4.