Mathematics

Mathematics Jokes

Teacher

Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.

Mathematician

An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."

PTSD

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

Cake

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

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  • Pocket

    I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?

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  • Number

    Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).

    Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.

    Math

    If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

    Number

    Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

    Penaldo

    I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬

    Number

    If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.