Mathematics jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn’t solve inequalities.

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler.

Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.

An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."

You know what’s odd?

Every other number.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?

How do you flatten curves?

With an abortion.

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).

Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

Why was 10 scared of 9?

Because 9 8 7.

Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

Where do mathematicians go to die?

The symmetry.