Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi
What is one plus one? It's TOO hard!
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
Why is evry number scared of 7
Because 7,eat8. 9
Who invented fractions? -- Henry the 1/8.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously
3+3=****
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
money+money=MONEY
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
Dating a girl and studying mathematics. Both gave a headache
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
What comes after 69 Period
