Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
What is the highest number?
420.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
