Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When itβs intersected by a plane.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
Why is evry number scared of 7
Because 7,eat8. 9
What is one plus one? It's TOO hard!
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously
Who invented fractions? -- Henry the 1/8.
3+3=****
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers donβt have consciences.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
What did the calculator say to his friends? βYou can count on me!β
money+money=MONEY
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrotπ₯
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
