Mathematics jokes
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
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Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11