Mathematics jokes
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What is the highest number?
420.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.