Mathematics jokes

I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬

Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?

Because he was 2 squared.

How do you flatten curves?

With an abortion.

What is the highest number?

420.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.

I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?

Their foreheads are angled.

Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.

How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.

1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"

Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.

What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?

Be there or B2.

When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.

What did 50 do when he was hungry?

58.

A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!

What’s a teacher's favorite tree?

A geometry.

Why was the obtuse angle hot?

It was more than 90 degrees.