Mathematics jokes
What's funnier than 24? 25!
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
2+2=🐟
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.