Mathematics jokes
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
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What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.