Mathematics jokes
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
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When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"