Mathematics jokes
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What's funnier than 24? 25!
69.
What's 2+2?
4.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.