Mathematics jokes
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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