So 666-3629, so get it?
12312312344567890
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
What is ioooooooo?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
why is calculus called calc? because you need a calculator. lol
