Mathematics jokes
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Low quality
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!