Mathematics jokes
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
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Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!