Mathematics jokes
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
Values be like for alphabets:
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
What comes after 69?
Period.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!