Mathematics jokes
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
Memes
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
What comes after 69?
Period.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.