Mathematics jokes
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.