Mathematics jokes
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
2 times 4 equals 18?
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
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Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!