What is 2+2? Fish.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
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Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2? I got my ass kicked lets be friends ?
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.
Which makes me an eighth-theist.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
