There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
During this covid shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on. Should you be scared or dumb bastard is that just your boyfriend..
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own fkn mask mandate.
yo mama so ugly
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask
when you ask for plastic surgery they said 'we could not fix you but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face'
yo mama sofat they faked covid 19 just to put a mask on her
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!
True story by the way
Your so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly ass face
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween and then rail her in a spooky mask season
ur mama is so fat when she farted the world had to wear gas masks
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show there depression and feeling
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"
I accidentally walked on the lego batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back.
