Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
yo mama sofat they faked covid 19 just to put a mask on her
Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!
True story by the way
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
I was wereing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina she said what I pulled my mask down and said no I said I like you hinass. Then a kid sees me do it but he only heard the first part so he goes up to the teach and says I'ma fuck you tonight she said pull your mask down and he pulls his mask down and says I'ma fuck you tonight
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Astronaut In The Ocean-By- Masked Wolf and watersharky Music Productions-
Astro-naut
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean
She say that I'm cool (damn straight)
I'm like "yeah, that's true" (that's true)
I believe in G-O-D (ayy)
Don't believe in T-H-O-T
She keep playing me dumb (play me)
I'ma play her for fun (uh-huh)
Y'all don't really know my mental
Lemme give you the picture like stencil
Falling out, in a drought
No flow, rain wasn't pouring down (pouring down)
See, that pain was all around
See, my mode was kinda lounged
Didn't know which-which way to turn
Flow was cool but I still felt burnt
Energy up, you can feel my surge
I'ma kill everything like this purge (ayy)
Let's just get this straight for a second, I'ma work
Even if I don't get paid for progression, I'ma get it (get it)
Everything that I do is electric
I'ma keep it in a motion, keep it moving like kinetic, ayy (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Put this shit in a frame, better know I don't blame
Everything that I say, man I seen you deflate
Let me elevate, this ain't a prank
Have you walkin' on a plank, la-la-la-la-la, like
Both hands together, God, let me pray (now let me pray)
Uh, I've been going right, right around, call that relay (Masked Wolf)
Pass the baton, back and I'm on
Swimming in the pool, Kendrick Lamar, uh
Want a piece of this, a piece of mine, my peace a sign
Can you please read between the lines?
My rhyme's inclined to break your spine
They say that I'm so fine
You could never match my grind
Please do not, not waste my time
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
