Mask jokes
A girl comes home and finds her dad and 4-year-old brother on the sofa. She says, "Dad, why is he wearing that face mask?"
The dad buckles his belt and says, "There's more for you, hunny."
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
Community talk
When they break into your house and aren't wearing a shirt but have abs and are covered in blood and are wearing a ghost face mask, and it's only you that's home 😫😫😫😫😫
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so if i wanted to theoretically buy a theoretical vigilante mask that theoretically looked kinda like red hood, and was vey strong with me being able to see perfectly out of it where would i find it? theoretically