Many jokes
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.