Many jokes
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Hollow Knight meme
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None, he fell.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.