Many Jokes

Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways

when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.

"One, he killed himself"

Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have

Tell me answers in comment box

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?

Because its a battlefield

When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep.

Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :⁠^⁠))

and slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^⁠_⁠^

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to there other side!

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores." Hitler: "Mine less, then."

Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."

Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?