How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to there other side!
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores." Hitler: "Mine less, then."
Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."
Hitler looks over: "Yes?"
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because its a battlefield
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, and you thought you were looking at the grand canyon.
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None,they just sit in the dark and bitch
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.
Why can't Homosexuals get car insurance?
they've been rear ended too many times.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb, not 27 bc my basement is still dark.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Kobe ended so many games with threes now he ends his life with trees.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? -- That's a silly question feminists can't change anything.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
