Many jokes
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
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