Many jokes
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.