Many jokes
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?
Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.