Many jokes
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.
How many software engineers?
Again, none. It's a hardware problem.
How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?
Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.
Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.
The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.
In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.