How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1
having sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I get so many thing stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
Q: how many children does it take to shingle a roof? A: depends on how thinly you slice them
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
How many gay guys can u fit on a bar stool? Four just flip it over.
How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.
Blue: The ocean is place where the creatures live Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE Blue:it has many pretty things and it will- Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on titanic! so let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path. Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
