What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because Feminists can't solve problems.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
how many braincells does a pregnant blonde have 2 one for her one for the baby
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have
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i ate to many temmie flakes... i guess i got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
many years of sex in the dark. The wife find out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says "explain the dildo prick" the husband says "explain the children bitch"!
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
