Many Jokes

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.

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Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"

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Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

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How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

More than ten, apparently.

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.

how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.

How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb, not 27 bc my basement is still dark.

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Kobe ended so many games with threes now he ends his life with trees.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them

So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.