Many Jokes

Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"

What do you call it when every one of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"

Virginia is false advertising Couldn't find many virgins there

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer...?

A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.

I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.

how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?

I don't know, I can never see them

How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.

How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4....if you turn it upside down

Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

Teacher: 502.

Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!

Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door

Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?

Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.

Teacher: WOW!

Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

Student:The gators are at the party.

Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

Teacher:She drowned?!

Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"