Many jokes
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.