Many jokes
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.