Many jokes
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How many children does Explain Bear have?
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.