Many jokes

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Why didn't the wife want sex?

Because they were having too many babies.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

One day the teacher said, "There are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. How many are left?" The teacher calls on lil Johnny. "None," the teacher said, "no but try again." Lil Johnny says, "None, because if you shoot one the rest get scared and leave." The teacher said, "Not quite, but I like the way you think."

Lil Johnny then says, "Alright teacher, I have one for you. There are 3 women sitting on a bench, one's sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?" The teacher then says, "The one sucking it, of course!" Lil Johnny then says, "No, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think!"

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?

12, because fish don't drown.

Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?

Birbal: 8,971.

Akbar: What if there are fewer?

Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.

Akbar: What if there are more?

Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?

199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).

Get?

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.