Many jokes
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Memes
A possessed boi or math?
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"