Many

Many jokes

Homeless Guy

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

Woman

The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.

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  • Mama

    Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

    Memes

    Baby

    How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

    Earth

    Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

    Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

    Boob

    Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

    Toy

    Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

    Death

    Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

    Trees and ropes.

    Weapon

    Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

    That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

    Crime

    Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

    Masturbation

    Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

    Van

    How many times does 50 fit into 9?

    Get in a van and find out!

    Ad

    Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”

    Person 2: “Seven.”

    Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”

    Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”

    (Based on an encounter I had recently)