How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb? One. To hire the Mexicans.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
