Many Jokes

How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?

Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"

How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating

An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."

there are 5 cats on a boat and 1 jumps off. how many are left?- 0 they were copy cats

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said "Why are there so many people under me?"

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!

Did you hear about the dead artist

Too many strokes

How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???

TEN-TICKLES

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze

because theres too many ears

How many genders are there? One, women are property.

How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe

Why shouldn’t you call people in china?

Because there are so many wings and wongs you might wing the wong number

How many women does it take to change a light bulb? none they cant change anything

how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.