Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes? Only Juan
Timmy had 66 toys he said it was 2 many (662) so he gave it to Mr. Divide he gave 21 equals flip it over! It’s weird
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
why have there been so many deaths around the world?trees and ropes
says Alex stokes Kat Ive Seen you eat Many food
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
Thanks for explaining the word many to me.It means a lot.
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
