Many jokes
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
About one third less than for a regular bulb.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.