Many jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.

Why are so many people mean to orphans?

They can’t cry to their parents.

What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?

Four fingers and a Thu'um.

The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. To hire the Mexicans.

Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

How many people does it take to wash the dishes?

Only Juan.

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!