Many jokes

What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

"Nunya business!"

How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

How many thots have I bullied?

Three. The rest are dead.

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!

Fruit, vegetables, my arms.

Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?

Me: More than you!

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, there is no electricity.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?