Many jokes

I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.

How names were named.

"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."

"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

Because he had too many FILL-INS.

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!

Why did the rapper go to therapy?

He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

How many potatoes to feed the elephant?

I wonder how many people read this wrong.

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

"Nunya business!"

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, there is no electricity.

Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!