Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How many children does Explain Bear have?
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
