Many jokes
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Memes
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos