Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop
how many tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? it doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS
my parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped if i had done 'it' i would have gotten SO many apologies
somebody asks me: how many YT subs you got? me: more than you!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
How many potato to feed the elephant
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”
“oh cool”
“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”
“Makes sense”
“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”
“Where’s Trump’s clock”
“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible and you will hurt so many people that love you. That’s why no one will be hurt.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts? -- A waist of your time...
Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need? A: Tumor
So many of these jokes are unoriginal and you guys need to step up your game.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans."
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