Many jokes
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Memes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.