Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"oh cool"
"this is mother Teresa's clock, the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense"
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 Jokes?
Answer; Because his mom is a whore!
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
How many foot are in feet
/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\
Q. How many cops does it take to Put in a light bulb.A. Non they just beet the room for being black. πππ
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*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Girlfriend:I just lost 5 pounds! Me:How many makeup wipes did you need?
why did the goat have an abortion? because she already had too many kids!
a man came up to a girl a bout to jump off a cliff the man said why she then replies their are many monster in this world and i am one of them.
Only if africans knew about condoms so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of aids
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes
Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
why cant you run with pencil in the hallway : cuz to many people got killed
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they canβt stand up for themselves
~On a winter day many play. Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow im colder now~
how many fat people are in my house 20 counting the kides in the basement
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
