Atlantic Ocean jokes

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.