Atlantic Ocean jokes

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."