Man jokes

Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.

What did the dinosaur say to the man?

It didn’t, they're dead.

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

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Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

How do you spot an English man in Quebec?

A square head.

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To try to get away from the man.

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.

A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.

A man lost his left arm.

He's all right now.

What do you call a policeman/farmer?

A farmer in blue!

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?

Nutella!

Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?

So he doesn't roll back down!