Man jokes

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.

What did the dinosaur say to the man?

It didn’t, they're dead.

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

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Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

How do you spot an English man in Quebec?

A square head.

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To try to get away from the man.

Why did the man cross the road?

Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.

A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.

A man lost his left arm.

He's all right now.

What do you call a policeman/farmer?

A farmer in blue!

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?

Nutella!