Man jokes
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
Dwayne the Cock Johnson is the man
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
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Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
A man lost his left arm.
He's all right now.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!