Man jokes
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. He says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave.
The poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.