Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
