Mamma

Mamma jokes

Donut

Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Wallet

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Mama

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Date

Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Toilet

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!