Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
din mamma
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
