Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
