Mamma jokes
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
royal more like boil cuz your mad that ur fat, trying to make riddles boy riddle these hands, you think your king? nah your ground beef, ground beef that yo mamma eats, cuz she's obese.