Mamma jokes
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama!
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"