Mamma jokes

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.

Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama!

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

Little Johnny was in kindergarten, and his teacher said, "Okay, everyone, tomorrow you must come to school and recite the first three letters of the alphabet." Johnny didn't know the alphabet, so he decided to ask his family. He walked into the kitchen to find his mom on the phone. He says, "Mama, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His mom doesn't notice him standing there and says, "If you don't shut the fuck up right now-" So he goes to find his brother watching TV, and he says, "Tommy, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" His brother doesn't notice him and says, "I'm Batman." So he went to his grandma who was knitting and says, "Grandma, what's the third letter of the alphabet?" The grandma then realizes she left her biscuits in the oven for too long and says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!" Satisfied with the answers given to him, he thinks it over and goes to school the next morning. When his teacher comes to Johnny, she says, "Johnny, what are the first three letters of the alphabet?" "If you don't shut the fuck up right now," Johnny says. "Who do you think you are, young man, to talk to someone like me that way?" the teacher asks. "I'm Batman," Johnny says. The teacher whups his ass, and little Johnny says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!"

Later that day, he understands what happened and can't tell which was worse, that he accidentally cussed at his teacher or that his family was ignoring him.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"