Mamma jokes
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.