Mamma jokes
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Yo mamma is so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!