Mamma

Mamma Jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Toilet

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Mama

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"