Marvel universe jokes

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

What is Thanos's favorite video game?

Pokémon Snap.

Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.

Iron Man dies.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!