Marvel universe jokes
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
Iron Man dies.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.