Marvel universe jokes

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?

Iron Man dies.

Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

All these Avengers and you're still marvellous.

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!

What is Thanos's favorite video game?

Pokémon Snap.

If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.