Marvel universe jokes

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

What is Thanos's favorite video game?

Pokémon Snap.

Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?

Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Iron Man dies.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"