Mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Joe Mama!

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?

Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.

Your mama.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

You: I want my mama.

Me: Soz, you can't even get one.