Mama jokes
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Yo mama!
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.