Mama jokes
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
You mom.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.