Mama jokes

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”

That one kid putting Joe: -_-

Teacher: Who’s Joe?

The whole class: JOE MAMA!

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.

She got mad and ate the bus!

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.