Mama jokes
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.