Paragraph jokes
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
Mÿ pp.
Community talk
if u guys want me to yap about a topic in a bunch of paragraphs, post ur ideas on this post :3
I love how I just hopped on and all I see is peoples posts with full on paragraphs written💀💀💀
The actual fuck Ive spent more than an hour reading a story online and there’s a kohl’s advertisement blocking an entire paragraph at a climax