Paragraph jokes

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.

"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."

I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.

So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"

The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."

So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."

When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"

The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?

A period.

Why?

Because it marks the end of a sentence.

The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".

A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.

"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.

"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

"Good, but where's the p?"

"Running down my leg."