Gulf jokes

What’s the most emo country in the world?

Qatar.

Where do golf players practice?

Near a gulf.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?

The Gulf of Mexico lol!

So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.

We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.