Gulf jokes
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.