Gulf jokes
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
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The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?