Gulf jokes
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
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There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
GURL
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!