Lettuce stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.
Make him read a book
what's the same thing between a baby and a grenade they both make a sound when thrown
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind please continue
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes they just don't fly
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red.. me falling from a 20 story building
Pov you make an emo Mr beast
your foreheda is so big it makes kanye's ego look small
I hate when people make 911 jokes, im just blown away.
I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked "What does that mean?"
I said "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
