Make jokes

Are you my friend?

Because I would make you more than that.

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

Doctor, what is wrong with me?

You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.

Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?

He couldn’t find the right solution.

Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.

Well, I have nothing.

I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.

What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?

This guy, yep, this guy right here.

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?

What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?

Not my problem.

What type of bee can't make up his mind?

A maybe.

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!