Make jokes
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏