Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after but then i realised that antidepressants don't make you OD.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education. They were both druids.
Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space does that make him an Australien
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS
How do you make the grass cut itself? Make it depressed.
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims Because they've already been roasted
what did the two towers make after they died? the one World Trade Center
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
It's always the little things that makes us laugh
They say I have a sliver tongue, I'll let you make it white
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week, guess you could say it was a brief case
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.