Make jokes

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Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏

What goes up and down and does not move?

Stairs.

I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.

Doctor, what is wrong with me?

You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.

My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.

What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?

This guy, yep, this guy right here.

What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?

Not my problem.

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.