Make

Make Jokes

Wallet

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.

Help

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😑😑😑😑😏

Wife

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

School

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

Kobe

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Chess

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, β€œLet’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

Crazy

Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

Indian

Why don't Indians play baseball?

Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.

Hairline

Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.

Worm

What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβ€”it'll be delighted!

Buddhist

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.

Miscarriage

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.