Make jokes
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Memes
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.