Make jokes

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?

They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.

How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?

She was ape-ril!

Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?

They don't know where home plate is.

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!

I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.

I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.

Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.

They were both druids.

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.

Mom: I made you.

Are you my friend?

Because I would make you more than that.

Why is life like penises?

Women make it hard.

There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.

They always make me cry.