Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Make Jokes
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐
Welcome to Daveโs orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like youโre not going to make it to your destination in time, so Iโm going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I donโt really want to go to the event anymore.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, โLetโs make this interesting.โ So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailโit'll be delighted!
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Whatโs 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because theyโre always DROPPING HOOKS!
