Make jokes
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.