Make jokes
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.