Make Jokes

Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

Cousins make dozens

Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."

Daughter: Mommy?

Mom: Hey

Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make sour patch kids?

Mom: They don’t use kids to make sour patch kids

Daughter: Oh that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. -- Which makes me an eighth theist.

Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great

My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry. -

Until I threw a watermelon in her face

~Robin

What does sex and food have in common My sister makes it better than my cousin

I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs Simply because they look up to me

Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore, she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.