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Guy

    • This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

    Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

    http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

    https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

    You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

    Hotdog

    • One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

    Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

    My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

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    • Make memes

    Bee

    • Bee Jokes:

    "Hello."

    "Oh, hello, Buzzy!"

    "Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"

    "Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)

    "It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"

    "Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)

    "Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"

    "No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)

    "Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."

    "Fan?"

    "Yes, your worst fan!"

    "No! Fan!"

    "What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"

    "Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)

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    • Racist

    • I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

    Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

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    • School

    • I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

    "Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

    ....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

    RIP Meh Soul.

    Microwave

    • What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

    They both make a sound at the end.

    Rhyme

    • Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.

    Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.

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    • Refrigerator

    • There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died, he will let them in.

    The first one said, "I just finished a long day of work and I get home, and right as I stepped in, I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody, so I got a drink and went to the balcony, and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands, but he wouldn’t fall, so I threw a Refrigerator at him, and I fell with the Refrigerator."

    God busted out laughing and let him in.

    The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, "So get this, I’m a window washer on the 8th floor. I’m washing the windows like normal, and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands, and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die."

    God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair, and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people, and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. "So get this, I’m in a refrigerator..."

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    • Comment

    • Hello everyone, I am famous YouTuber MrBeast. I have an announcement to make on this website: Whoever gets the 1000th comment on the post I link below will get 1 thousand dollars, from me! We're almost there, get commenting guys!

    https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603e8cd3eccd25122cb21897/guys-lets-make-this-post-have-the-most-comments-on-the-whole-website

    Newspaper

    • The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.

    The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.

    In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.

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