Make jokes
Make America Great Britain again!
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.