Make jokes

Why did the orphan cross the road?

His parents were on the other side!

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”

He hid in her attic.

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

What do you call a body without a nose?

Nobody knows.

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?