It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
9/11 is not funny. its just plane disrespectful to make fun of it
everytime i make a 9/11 joke, it bombs
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes they just don't fly
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
