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For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

What is an orphan's dad's job?

A magician because he makes himself disappear.

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?

The Joker.

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

I feel wrong. What does this make us?

Still cousins.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.

Dude,

if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”