Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
asians dont believe in santa because they make the toys
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck đ
âI turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.â
I would've have make a joke about alzheimers. too bad i forgot about it....
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. Itâs full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, itâs just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, âJohnny, those boys are making fun of you. Donât you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickelâs bigger?â Johnny grins and says, âWell, if I took the dime, theyâd stop doing it, and so far Iâve made $20!â
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, âJohnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.â
Little Johnny looked up and replied, âWell, Ms Smith, you canât say you werenât warned!â
A teacher asks her class, âWhat do you want to be when you grow up?â Little Johnny says âI wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.â
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. âAnd you, Susie?â the teacher asks. Susie says âI wanna be Johnnyâs b*tch.â
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.